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  • me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
  • me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
  • me: oh

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via teenagah)

"Telling a young girl she can’t wear what she wants because it’s not appropriate encourages the idea that men’s reactions should dictate society’s norms, and that all women are meta-Eves, tempting and ensnaring men with our sultry-eyed gaze. My parents’ culture is steeped in patriarchy, in the philosophy of the one-step machismo machine, where there is just one kind of man, and two kinds of women: the angel and the whore. These limited ideas of masculinity breed men who want ownership of women."
- Fariha Roison (via girl-violence)

(Source: voirsully, via livingforthelarrymoments)

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: galacticslut, via livingforthelarrymoments)

coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

(Source: coluring, via isitivy)

vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

(via make-us-smile)